CHINA: Wife CHOPS OFF Hubby's MANHOOD Not ONCE - But TWICE!

She came… She sawed… She conquered. Ouch! What the hell is wrong with these crazy women who think the chopping-off of men’s penises is the way to go? Can’t it be an ear or a finger for a change? And men, when will you ever learn? Smarten up!

A woman in Henan province of China was arrested for reportedly chopping off her husband’s penis after discovering that he was having an affair. She then went to the hospital and cut if off again.

It all started when his wife came across a sexy email message on her phone.

The husband and father of five, 32-year-old Fan Lung, had used his wife’s phone to send a steamy email to his mistress, 21-year-old Zhang Hung, from his home in the city of Shangqiu, the Mirror reports.

Bloody: Fan fought with his wife outside the hospital after his penis was chopped off | Source: mirror

Fan had forgotten to log out of his account, and when his wife Feng, 30, looked through her phone, she found the message among several others that he’d sent to to his mistress. ⊙_☉ (Well of course, all hell breaks loose.) In a fit of rage, Feng grabbed a pair of scissors and chopped off her husband’s schlong while he was sleeping in their bedroom.

Fan was taken to a hospital, where doctors were able to reattach his precious manhood.

Feng managed to sneak into his hospital room and cut his penis off again before tossing it out of a window, the Mirror said.⁀⊙﹏☉⁀

“The first [time] we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital,” a hospital spokesperson was quoted as saying in the report.

“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman.”

After bringing the arguing and fighting couple back into the hospital, they discovered Feng had once again cut off her husband’s newly reattached tool.

Doctors and police searched outside for the man’s severed penis, but to no avail. They believe it was carried off by a stray animal. (Great. The dog took it.)

Fan, who’d lost a lot of blood at this point, is now in stable condition after undergoing emergency surgery but is “extremely emotionally distraught,” as one might expect.

Fan’s side-lover, however, said she still plans to marry him.

“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility, he has five children already,” she was quoted as saying.(⊙.⊙(◉̃_᷅◉)⊙.⊙)

Vow: Fan’s lover says she still plans to marry him despite him losing his manhood

Feng was discharged and is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm.

Source(s): Everywhere! shanghaiist | mirror | straitstimes | you name it!