QUOTE #4

"I told him to take a picture of his testicles so he'd have something to remember them by if he ever hit me again." - Bobby Knight

QUOTE #3

"Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got." - Anonymous

QUOTE #2

"Erotic is when you do something sensitive and imaginative with a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken." - Elmore Leonard

QUOTE #1

"The useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis is called a man." - Jo Brand