Thursday, April 27, 2017

OPINION: A DESIGNER VAGINA? What the hell is that??

Perhaps this picture can explain...



Are they serious? Who would want to do such a thing? Apparently, a lot of women.
Who are you women and why would you want this? Do you think a man really cares what it looks like. If he does, he's part gay. If you're the problem, women, shame on you!

The one on the left looks so much more natural and sensual-looking while the one on the right looks like a darn coin slot/coin slut - take your pick. The first one to toss a coin in gets a go at it. Ridiculous we say!



Saturday, February 25, 2017

The Controversial "Lip-stick" that Glues Vagina Shut During Menstruation

A Kansas chiropractor has developed a horrifying sanitary product that helps women contain their menstrual fluid by literally gluing their vaginas shut.

Mensez” the “feminine lip-stick” is a “natural” adhesive in a lipstick applicator that “creates a temporary seal to retain menstrual fluids inside until urination.”

The brains behind the bizarre invention is Dr. Daniel Dopps of Wichita, Kansas, who was granted a US patent for the product on January 10.





Friday, February 24, 2017

People Are Losing It Over This NSFW Video Of Men Doing Yoga In Kilts

The ending is a bit cheeky, butt we still love it.
Picture yourself in the woods. You’re on a relaxing hike, when suddenly you hear the sound of chimes and the thumping of drums. Is it a drum circle? A circle of hippies? Nay ― it’s just two super zen men doing kilted yoga amidst the serenity of the forest.
The men, named Finlay and Tristan in real life, are the new stars of a BBC social video that’s taken the internet by storm with nearly 34 million views in three days. - huffingtonpost



Kilted yoga - need we say more?! This video has it all - beautiful scenery, astounding yoga poses, and men in kilts. Finlay is a yoga instructor from Dundee, and Tristan is one of his students. Together, they took to the wilds of Scotland to be at one with nature, and practice some yoga. Men in kilts and yoga - a perfect combination!



Thursday, February 23, 2017

QUOTE #3

"Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got." - Anonymous


Saturday, February 4, 2017

QUOTE #2

"Erotic is when you do something sensitive and imaginative with a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken." - Elmore Leonard


Saturday, January 21, 2017

VIDEO: The Man With The Half-Metre Penis

We first heard about Roberto back in 2015 when we posted about him. There was no video then...



The man with the world’s longest penis has rejected the possibility of having a reduction - even if it means abandoning any hope of a normal sex life or having children. Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a penis measuring a colossal 18.9 inches. He made headlines worldwide in 2015 after a video went viral showing him weighing his colossal member to prove its authenticity. His half-metre penis smashed the record previously believed to have belonged to American actor Jonah Falcon, whose penis was 9.5 inches flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect. Speaking to Barcroft TV, Roberto said: "I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world."


Wednesday, January 18, 2017

QUOTE #1

"The useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis is called a man." - Jo Brand


Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Topless FEMEN protester interrupts unveiling of Trump waxwork, Madrid

Those Femen women sure get around...




A topless FEMEN activist disrupted the unveiling of the Donald Trump statue at the Madrid Wax Museum.

She had the words "Grab back" scrawled on her chest and could be heard shouting "grab patriarchy by the balls" while museum staff tried to cover her with a jacket.




Monday, January 16, 2017

Making The World's First Male Sex Doll: Slutever + Woman Reveals What it's Like Making Love to One

"I feel like I am on a Tinder date," she said while being shown to the doll in the VICE documentary.
"It feels weird because it is so lifelike but it enters this space which feels uncomfortable.
"It feels like a real person who can't respond to you."



A woman has revealed in detail what it is like to sleep with a male sex doll.

Sex columnist Karley Sciortino, 31, gave her review of her 20-minute session with Gabriel as she tested out the dolls ' skills for a documentary about male sex dolls.


Sunday, January 15, 2017

TWITTER | BREAKING NEWS: Russia Releases Photo of DONALD TRUMP with Hooker


BREAKING NEWS: Russia releases photo of DONALD TRUMP with hooker in Russian hotel.....wait....sorry....wrong file....never mind.






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